fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
COCAINE IS GR8
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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