everyone is single if you try hard enough
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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