I only kidnapped one of them. chill
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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