mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Did I show you my penis last night?
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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