Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers