i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up