is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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