i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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