I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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