New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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