I'm lost and stupid without you.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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