Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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