That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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