That's when you crack a 10am beer
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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