You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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