she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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