my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize