Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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