Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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