Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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