Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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