if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
she pinky promised me she was 18
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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