your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
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do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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