Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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