Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i permit you to call me
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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