you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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