i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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