gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize