Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
they need to just BURY HIM!
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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