Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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