I skipped work to stalk him.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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