Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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