the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
jump out the window naked night went bad
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