I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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