His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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