I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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