It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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