i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
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everyone is single if you try hard enough
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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