I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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