were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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