WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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