Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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