That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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