Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize