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Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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