obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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