Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
either way he was missing a nipple.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt