i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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