She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.