she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing