I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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