I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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